Friday, November 20, 2009

Monolith Festival organizers establish Kickstarter account for dontations - Denver Music - Backbeat Online

Monolith Festival organizers establish Kickstarter account for dontations - Denver Music - Backbeat Online

Getting a music editor over there who can spell at Westword would be a step in the right direction for that publication. Seriously.

I think that the BLC needs a Kickstarter account to finance our "Lincoln Continental Tour" that we've been fantasizing about for years. I should look into that--I think that it's like cyber-begging or something.

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Now playing: David Bowie & Lou Reed - White Light White Heat (London, July 8, 1972)

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Sunday, December 07, 2008

Why I Despise FM

And MTV, for that matter.

The impetus for this was this video:



I get really annoyed by pitch and tempo-shifted songs. I realize that they're doing it to fit the commercials in, but I'd really rather listen to music at the appropriate speed.

Anyhow, I was trying to a friend that it totally changes everything about the feel of the music, and she wasn't quite on the same page with me. Maybe I'm totally neurotic, and 5% isn't a big difference, but it drives me up the wall. I built several mp3s in an attempt to illustrate time-stretch and pitch-shift. You see, the original song runs 00:05:34, and that video version runs 00:03:45; this freaks me out.

Here is the original version(ripped from lp), 00:05:34;
Here is the pitch-shifted version, 00:05:34 (5% higher pitch);
Here is the time-stretched version, 00:05:17 (5% faster tempo);
Here is the re-sampled version, 00:05:18 (5% faster tempo, 5% higher pitch--this is how the radio does it)

Hell, I still had to cut out a minute and a half to get to the length of the video. They'd cut out half of the intro, and, as it turns out, the second verse. The intro edit was easy easy, but chopping that obscene verse out proved to be more difficult (it's probably easier to do the edits before speeding it up). I got down to three and three-quarters by "cheating" and going another 2% faster. I think that it sounds really forced, but I'm totally pleased with the clean edits. Whatever, I was just playing:


Jeremy's Radio Edit

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Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Awesome Narrative.

A very west Texas tale. I love it. I would've done this if the opportunity presented itself.

Here (READ IT).

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Surfin' Safari

I had to repost this, because I actually thought about it before I wrote it:
It's not often that Bad Luck City ventures out from our SoBro dungeon, but we totally are this Thursday, September 18. We'll be loadin' up the woody with all of our gear to play Surfside 7 in Fort Collins. We're all amped to play with our old school bros, Badman as well as the mighty Sweet Tooth Meat Tooth (aka Doug and Hayley from Monofog). Don't bail on us, because this one is sure to be bodacious, just like this video:

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Gonzo, Man.

Last night, I went to Gonzo with LRC after Jose's pechanga in Longmont (excellent food, dude, but no music). (tm) met us there.

The movie was sort of an overview (a biopic). The best bits were the home movies, for sure. They had his ex-wives on, but really didn't get too into WTF was really up with the dude. Now, I really want to find out what his deal was, and I'll probably never know. There's just too much of the "Kentucky Wildman" character going on to really dig too deep.

Still, I learnt of startling similarities between myself and the dude:
  • Although I am a better typist, both of us drink whilst we type--I totally know that fuckin' smirk when you've just put down something hilarious;
  • Both have an affinity for the "Austin Nichols, WILD TURKEY":
  • Both like to torment animals and talk to birds. Not hurt 'em, just tease 'em:


  • Both like the guns. I sold all of my handguns, though, because I'm suicidal much of the time--the same reason that I'm really dangerous on a motorbike. Dude's BSA was pretty cool, though.
  • It's really just observational comedy, really. He's WAY better than I am, though:

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Thursday, July 03, 2008

I Love This Article, Hilariously "WRONG" (links and stuff emphasis added for)

Do tits make the woman?!? I'm as serious and drunk as a heart attack.

I think NOT, my friends. If that's the definition of a woman, I know several people, including myself, that are, indeed, women.

GIRL POWER, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

From here:
Transgender "man" reportedly gives birth
Thu Jul 3, 2008 8:15pm EDT

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Thomas Beatie, who was born a woman but after surgery and hormone treatment lives as a man, has given birth to a girl at an Oregon hospital, People magazine reported on Thursday.

Beatie, 34, who kept female reproductive organs after initiating a transgender transformation and legally changing his name from Tracy Lagondino in his 20s, confirmed the birth to the magazine.

The baby, conceived through artificial insemination using donor sperm and Beatie's own eggs, was born on June 29, and Beatie and the baby are "healthy and doing well," People reported.

"The only thing different about me is that I can't breast-feed my baby. But a lot of mothers don't," People quoted Beatie as saying. He has had his breasts surgically removed.

He told the magazine that contrary to published reports, the baby was not delivered by Caesarean section, but no other details about the birth were given.

Beatie made world headlines -- and stoked public debate about the boundaries of gender identity -- when he went public with his pregnancy during a guest appearance on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" in April, in which he was shown undergoing an ultrasound examination.

The thinly bearded Beatie told Winfrey then that he began his sexual transformation about 10 years ago when he started taking testosterone injections and had surgery to remove mammary glands and flatten his chest.

Upon deciding to have a child about two years ago, he halted his bimonthly hormone injections and resumed menstruating.

Beatie's wife, Nancy, 46, whom he married five years ago, was unable to conceive because of a prior hysterectomy. Otherwise, he has said, "I wouldn't be doing this." His spouse has two grown daughters by a previous marriage.

She said on "Oprah" that their parental roles would be fairly traditional despite his transgender status. "He's going to be the father, and I'm going to be the mother," she said.

The couple, who operate a T-shirt printing business in Bend, Oregon, are legally married and he is recognized under Oregon state law as a man.

Beatie has said he is writing a book about his childhood, his mother's suicide and his life growing up in Hawaii, where as a youngster he was a Girl Scout, a teen beauty pageant contestant and earned a martial-arts black belt.

He began living as a man in his 20s, eventually changing his gender on his passport and driver's license. Like many individuals who identify themselves as transgender men, or "transmen," Beatie opted not to remove his ovaries and other female reproductive organs he was born with.

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

You Know, Earth Is A Pretty Groovy Place To Live

Even with all of the crap that I got to deal with today (some sort of engine melt-down, etc.), this really is a pretty little planet that we have here. My stuff is way better than those gold records (WTF?!?) on V-ger. Indeed, I have lots and lots of photos of stuff that caught my eye. Here are a few from the last couple of days:

My new and improved lifestyle.



Hee hee hibiscus.



Pink Hanging Basket.



Shifting Shafts of Shining.

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Recording....

(bad writting to follow)

Indeed, the OC began some pre-production demos this evening. Feeling out the room and the rig is WTF is going on. We're doing this all live, mind you; with five tracks of room mics. With the OC's practice rig, it actually sounds really decent--it sounds like the Starburst Factory (which is dialed in at this point--I think that The Weather Station is a better name) and a little bit better. That 2x18" is the best gear investment that I've ever made.

Sans vocals make it very hard to play the songs, though, and some confusion occurs. If we could somehow rig up headphone monitors for a "scratch vocal," I'd be funkin' stokeed.

The electric grandmother and the orange one sound much better on "tape" than I think they do live--there's a nice sheen that the microphones pick up. My ears are probably shot. As much as I'd like to modify the electronics in that bass, I think that it's really doing well totally stock. It's been sounding nice lately, and I think that putting a bigger pickup and huge pots and maybe a varitone would be a bad plan. Tonight's big secret was no EQ, which I only noticed after the fact. The passive rotary EQ (it's like an old Showman or Alembic preamp, really--triple ought yields silencio) on the Mesa is best left alone, and the graphic just adds noise. On the Ampeg rig, I'm actually into the graphic EQ (and subtle rock-guy active rotary settings, to do up a good BLC sound) As is, is best, it seems.

The overdriven bass parts sound (huge and awesome) like I'm overpowering the drums (all of us using overdrives and fuzzes and whatnot doesn't help), but I only heard the playback from the adjacent room. We could run a sub-mix out of the drums to bring 'em up to fucking deafening for the jackhammering the wall of sound parts.

I'm eager to hear the "studio magic" versions of the songs we did tonight after some mixing. You can't beat the sound of a band playing together, really. It'll be good.

The ladies down that way were really nice to me. The pedal steel sounds like a sitar effect on this one.
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Now playing: Waylon Jennings - Louisiana Women

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Friday, May 09, 2008

Fiction Writting

Maybe I'm just an asshole, or jealous, or something.

The Widowers might prove me wrong at some point, so take this with a grain. For the time being, though, they don't do a god damn fucking thing for me. Their music sounds forced. I've only seen 'em twice, so maybe I'm way wrong. The write up that I read today within the Colorado Music Buzz really set me off because I was there too (here and here and here--biased show reviews), and I didn't witness any of this, dude:
"I visited Widowers at their concert on April 11th at the Falcon on South Broadway. Even though there was a generally rockabilly-themed crowd wearing Suzie Q glasses and elaborate pompadours, the band took to the stage in the post-grunge attire of greasy hair and vintage clothing. Yet unlike grunge, Widowers' performed with a modern passion and refined sound. "
I can only figure that David Pennington witnessed Tom Murphy for that description of the crowd. WTF are "Suzie Q glasses"--I searched the internets and didn't turn up shit.

More nonsense (the worst sentence in history; foolishness):
"With the immediate resources of location and a privately owned studio Opponent Processor, Widowers are able to commit themselves to their music, and the end result is rather impressive. There is an edge of professionalism."
Are you fucking kidding me, man?

Mighty flanger bass and beautiful below.
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Now playing: Siouxsie and the Banshees - night shift (live, warwick university, coventry 3-9-1981)

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Monday, February 18, 2008

Check It Out

Just found this. Nice one, Mr. Heller.

I've recently only really developed a love of The Kinks--my favorites are "So Mystifying" (for the harmonic bass part that shouldn't really work), and "Waterloo Sunset" (for the descending intro and it's really a great song). Really some great songwriting.
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Now playing: The Rolling Stones - Sister Morphine

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Friday, February 15, 2008

Funny.

Here.
Josh really isn't a jerk. I've been reduced to a tag on a blog. Oh well...at least the OC got mentioned. Point well taken, Eryc:

Mile High Makeout: Sharpening the Saw

Thu Feb 14, 2008 at 04:54:10 PM

One of the most beautiful things about the Denver music scene is the cross-pollination that occurs among bands. It seems as though every musician worth his or her salt has at least two musical projects going on at any given time. The word “incestuous” gets thrown around a lot, affectionately.

A couple of weeks ago, I was at the Skylark Lounge to catch some singer-songwriters. The Skylark recently engaged Gregory Dolan of Kissing Party to book “Underground Thursday” shows that are a little different from the psychobilly stuff usually associated with the club. It’s an exciting development, but it remains to be seen whether the historic bar’s modest sound system will be able to keep up.

On this particular night, the Skylark’s little stage featured mellifluous singer Tim Pourbaix and charmingly tortured artist Jason Cain. As I drank in Pourbaix’s impassioned performance, I looked around the room and spotted Andrew Solanyk and Eric Mocko, two of Pourbaix’s bandmates from his other project, Killfix. When Cain – whose band, Astrophagus, will be releasing a new album at the end of this month – took the stage for his Janovian set, he was joined by Born in the Flood’s Matt Fox on lap steel.

I was watching Widowers on the hi-dive’s stage a couple nights later and remembered that I’d received MySpace friend requests from frontman Mike Marchant’s solo project and from Women Gathering Gems, the experimental project of Widowers drummer Cory Brown and keyboardist Mark Shusterman. This wasn’t the strongest set I’ve seen Widowers perform, but I still marveled at the ability of its members to spread themselves so thin, yet so effectively.

A week or so later, I found myself chatting with the six members of Bad Luck City and the topic of moonlighting came up again. Bad Luck City’s drummer, Andrew Warner, also plays with Red Cloud West and Jefferson Slaveship, and probably others I don’t even know about. Jeremy Ziehe, the band’s new bassist, once played with Red Cloud and now also plays with Overcasters. The group’s fiery fiddler, Kelly O’Dea, was hard pressed to name all of the projects with which she’s involved: Strangers Die Every Day, Coyote Poets of the Universe, Tarantella, Painted Saints and Juice O’ the Barley. This reminded me of another extremely talented moonlighter, Carrie Beeder, who has played violin and cello with Bela Karoli, the Wheel, Nathan and Stephen (now Hearts of Palm) and probably a bunch more.

When I enthused aloud about the way in which creative energy gets shared, dispersed and amplified by all the collaborations in the Denver music scene, I was taken aback by Josh Perry’s response.

“It kinda pisses me off, actually,” the Bad Luck City guitarist said. When I asked him why that would be, he responded, “I just don’t see how people find time for it all, I guess.”

“Just work a few hours a week and be poor as fuck,” Warner responded matter-of-factly. “What else do you have to do with yourself?”

Of course, the situation isn’t as simple as Warner suggests. I looked across the room at guitarist Greg Kammerer, who has the responsibilities of being a husband and father. I thought about all the musicians I know around town who have families, health problems, ailing parents and a host of other difficulties that answer the drummer’s glib question definitively and harshly.

However facile and reductive Warner’s statement might have been, it also revealed such clarity of purpose and values that I could only smile admiringly. Essentially, it’s a variation on the tired “do what you love” cliché, the other half of which is, “and the money will follow.” It’s obviously bullshit, especially when you’re talking about playing music. For most musicians, a more accurate adage would be, “Do what you love and the money will disappear.” But Warner’s question was so unpremeditated and sincere that it transcended its own corniness. What else do you have to do with yourself? A hell of a lot, right? Feed your family, pay your medical bills, get your meds adjusted, take the dog to the vet, keep a roof over your head, buy diapers, fight that speeding ticket, yell at the neighbors. The list is endless.

And I think that was Warner’s point. Not that we don’t all have a lot to do, but that we have to keep an eye always on why we do those things. When we’re clear about our purpose and priorities, all those pressing matters still exhaust us with demands on our attention and time, but they aren’t quite as loathsome because we understand the big picture. Maybe that’s what keeps Denver’s talented musicians involved in so many diverse and divergent projects. The money certainly doesn’t follow, but maybe if you do what you love, the money doesn’t matter quite so much.

Maybe.

-- Eryc Eyl

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Monday, January 14, 2008

Two Fucking Bald Eagles!

The title of this post was the hard part. I contemplated several permutations:
Two Bald Eagles, Fucking
Fucking Bald Eagles
Bald, Fucking Eagles
Eagles: Bald and Fucking
I was gallivanting in the "backyard" and saw some bald eagles doing what I thought was fucking. As it turns out, bald eagles do not fuck in the air--but they do have an elaborate courtship routine that includes talon-locking and spirals and stuff. Look it up, it's a cool sight. It made the geese on the pond very nervous.

I hope that the pair stick around in the midst of all the fucking development around here, and don't get zapped by those high-tension wires near the power station.

Alas, I didn't have a camera with me. I need to find that roll of film that I shot of fucking camels (that was awesome). Fucking bald eagles actually looks like this (check out dude's bald eagle gallery):

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Friday, November 09, 2007

Adjectives That Irritate (this will make some people mad)

While I love some of the music writers in this town, I find some adjectives quite irritating when describing music of the OC.

Really, any press certainly is good press, on the internets or otherwise. Hopefully this post won't bite us in our asses. I was in a group that essentially had a press blackout because one of the members is a tremendous writer of music views in this town. It's cool if I get us blacklisted, right? More underground cred, dogg.

Anyhow, some words are drivin' me up the wall:
Supergroup:
This is totally a noun, even if it's a descriptive one (whoops).

Webster's New Millennium™ [or milloonium] Dictionary of English says that it's an extremely successful musical group, esp. one created from members of previously popular groups.

The band had a better, Wikipedia-based, definition at rehearsal tonight. We think that it's crappy to think that you only have one chance to be in one good band before you're relegated to being a member of a supergroup. Luckily, none of us has been signed to a major label, thus, we're safe in our own opinion.

Psychedelic:
The American Heritage Dictionary (my favorite) says this: Of, characterized by, or generating hallucinations, distortions of perception, altered states of awareness, and occasionally states resembling psychosis.

All I have to say is watch me play after sucking down a quarter ounce of mushrooms. This isn't a psychedelic band (or, any more than any other band--music is better on drugs).

I have a tape that I made of me playing circa 1991 in my apartment at 3 a.m. (my neighbors were of the 'no habla' variety, so I was safe) when I couldn't come down in time for work in four hours. That, friends, is the psychedelic bass playing.
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Now playing: Jay-Z - Big Pimpin'

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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

The Condition Formerly Known As 'Gothic Ankle'

Day 2...

Indeed, it hurts a little bit. Just getting started with the amazing color-changing.

I actually dreamt up a post about 'gothic ankle.' Going into great detail about the indications of the malady and such. It would've been a good 'amateur doctor' post.

Unfortunately, my wit has run out. I would've been talking out of my ass, since, like the emo, I also don't get the goth. I still don't get those Gothic John jokes.

It started like this:
Clearly, my ankle has been hanging out at Paris on the Platte way too much, smoking clove cigarettes, wearing makeup, ogling high school girls, and listening to Sisters of Mercy.
Then I realized that I didn't know WTF I was talking about.

Percocet does indeed banish Bad Ass Steve. That's another amateur doctor diagnosis, for another post (with etymology) sometime.
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Now playing: The Velvet Underground - Sister Ray

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