The Beastmaster!

LRC believes that this is some sex movie, but really it isn't. I recently scored a VHS out of the garbage. I tried to watch it tonight, but fell asleep for a sick autumn nap (I have a fever now?!?).

The visual effects are cheesy, but there are TITS!

Maybe seeing Tanya Roberts topless is the reason that I took a liking to dyed redheads?

The best part of the whole movie is that although it's rated PG, it has TITS, and no one wears pants in the whole damn thing. It's pretty fuckin' brilliant, but why doesn't the eagle eat the ferrets a la Seinfeld?!?