Lost And Found One

I've been going through milk crates of cassettes and long-lost folders of jpgs. It's amazing to me that I hang on to some stuff like I do. When the FBI confiscates my PC, I'll have some explaining to do.
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Now playing: The Mighty Rime - Aviary Aviator

This Is What I'm Talkin' 'Bout...

Wholesome, and shit....

So Hot...

I've totally masturbated to this shit.

People are pretty worked up about the Miley Cyrus photos in the upcoming Vanity Fair. I think that the girl is kind of ugly (looks like she got hit in the face). Those people that are upset need to get a clue, seriously. It's not even as bad as a lot of nude little girl photos that I've seen. I don't think this is offensive at all; no apologies from Miley are required (that was a lame move on her part):

I'd title it "ugly teenager in a sheet." The slightly weird photo is chick laying in her father's lap.

I find this photo of Miley way more offensive:

Surprising To Me

The lineup for Felch-Fest 2008 surprised me, seriously. I shouldn't be surprised anymore. It's like I commented on a friend's blog recently:

Put on your surprised face, man. It's always the same.

99% of people are going to really disappoint, eventually.

Fucking Leprechauns

I was going to do another whiskey advertisement (last one is here) for St. Patrick's Day, but I'm not feeling up to it.

Today, I've been obsessing about leprechaun sex, though. Do leprechauns have sex? What does their junk look like? Maybe it's not gnomes that are stalking me....

I searched on the internet and the closest thing I found to "fucking leprechauns" is this Frank Frazetta (dude is awesome):



and this one, from here:



I need to consult my monster manual, but I think that leprechaun is riding on a snail or sitting on a smurf's house or something.