Since it was pointed out that I'm indeed a hoarder, I am really really attempting to pare things down. after all, the hoarding is most unattractive, really. i don't really want this one to get away, or at least, think that i'm a complete nut-job. i really really really dig her. y'all know what i'm typing about, right?
The wallet of doom is one of the foci of the hoarding. Thus, I have exploded it for y'all's (pronounced y'allz-ez. it's a texas thing, really. no where else in the world exists y'all plural possesive) amusement.
the contents (
italics indicate items that are being eliminated. the punctuation is whack on this list):
- one Colorado driver's license (I'm not carrying my spare);
- one business card from the "pacho Garcia cafe" in dilley, texas (a horrible place);
- one aetna dental insurance card;
- one linens and things credit card (a great way to get digits from the females if y'all are lookin');
- one card certifying that I've completed the "RWP On-Track Safety" (the federal railroad fools) program;
- one card certifying that I've completed the "UPRR Safety" course (union pacific rail road corporation is probably the most evil company ever, and i feel super-shitty because i'm the enabler much of the time. not for long, though);
- one sticky note with these words (clearly, a radiochemistry bottle order):
- coolers x 6;
- HNO3 gal x 30;
- 500 ml amber x 10;
- one insurance card for a 1983 Volvo wagon (expires 3-1-2005);
- one social security card (mangled. Why do I carry this?);
- one frequent shopper card issued by total beverage. (everything you can think to drink. hell yes!);
- one king soopers "soopercard";
- one visa debit card for my checking account;
- one visa credit card that I use for business expenses;
- one visa credit card that I use for personal stuff;
- one card certifying that I've completed the OSHA 8 hour HAZWOPER refresher course;
- one great-west healthcare health insurance card;
- one business card for the "boulder bins self storage";
- one business card for "nick dyl: optician ABOC" (he was trying to queer eye me with glasses and i was way way resisting. i shouldn't have.);
- one sticky note with "J8QHRHQ" written on it (means nothing to me, really);
- one business card for someone claiming to be "kevin manley" (i regret having this now. the story sort of angered me, or something. i had no clue, really);
- one receipt for two 6' banana-speakon speaker cables (date = 10/18/2003, total = $50.94. it's expensive to run these rigs);
- three mangled business cards for jeremy ziehe, environmental scientist;
- one membership card for blockbuster video (located at 1020 florida ave., longmont, Colorado);
- one complimentary calling card from denver international airport (fuckers). good for twenty minutes;
- one American express gold card (I hate those AMEX sonsofbitches. how'd I get this, anyway?);
- one sticky note that indicates thirty three in hash marks;
- one sticky note that says (clearly, notes on the deer trail sampling):
- 6 leachate;
- 8 l5-3;
- 13; and
- = 27 + dup
- one business card for guitars etc., in longmont Colorado. The interesting part is what's written on the reverse side:
- NBS Electronics - Fat Willie (phone number); as well as
- national speaker - Neil (phone number).
- one eyeglass prescription; and
- receipts for business:
- 11 x $2 for E-470;
- one receipt for $8.19 of ice; and
- four receipts totalling $227.86 for oil and fuel for the cameron-cole mobile.
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