This is Great.

I got turned on to this by the morning show on KHOW. They're doing some goofy conspiracy stuff with it. I generally cringe at the mention of God, but a short list of singers can pull it off without turning me off, and Johnny Cash is one of 'em.

I always thought that he wore black because it doesn't show dirt, so it means less dry cleaning. I really dig the Jew's harp. A pretty damn good music video, too:

Dameon Turned Me Onto This.

Santa Muerte is awesome. Weird Mexican folk-saints are the best. I picked up the black version and the white version in the Mexican food aisle at Albertson's. I had no idea that 'Holy Death' was something to pray to:

Prayer To The Holy Death

Oh! Conquering Jesus Christ, that the cross defeated. Like you would tame a ferocious animal, tame the soul of (name). Tame him (or her) as a lamb and as rosemary flower. He (or she) shall come to kneel before me and obey my every command. Holy death I plea of you immortal powers that God has given you towards mortals. Place us in a Celestial Sphere where we will enjoy days without nights for all eternity. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, I plea for your protection. Grant all our wishes until the last day, hour and moment that your Divine Majesty orders us to appear before you. Amen.

Let's Go Barack O, Let's Go!!

I'm totally voting for B.O., per a realization in the shower this morning. Why?!? Because my armpits had a stink this morning, and I think that he's likely one of two things: either he is the "dude of change" and will actually fix this bullshit since he hasn't been in D.C. that long, or; he'll piss people off enough because of insane marxist policies that we have another revolution (I'm still disappointed the GWB hasn't done that).

Seriously, kids, McCain is whack as fuck (a band name), Barack is whack as fuck (a band name, v 2.0), too--these are the only two REAL choices, though. They're both power-hungry, fucks, in my opinion, but I'm not throwin' my vote away with a libertarian vote again.

Hoppy Easter And Stuff

I'm really getting into Easter this year--I got up extra-early this morning to watch Jesus rise from the pumpkin patch so that he can bring chocolate bunnies to all of the good children in my suburban neighborhood. There must not be any good children here--Jesus did not show up. I should go check to see if the Easter bunny left me a flat tire.

This is a really funny video that I stumbled upon (the Winamp totally started talking to The YouTube a couple of nights ago for some reason):

The axe is a nice touch. Made me laugh.