Hilarious Search Results.

I monitor the FEEDJIT Live nonsense, and I'm frequently amused by the search terms that get hits here. I'm confounded by my Laramie reader, especially. Whoever you are, you totally ought to email me, totally (I'm callin' your ass out).

My favorites are below (poetry, really):

• i accidentally drank dishwasher soap
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• whores i've fucked in rantoul illinois
• galanti guitar wiring bypass
• what is "420 situation"
• vocabulary scramble for eyl
• black hoes
• alembic pickups magnet dimension
• formaldehyde endo paste banned in the united states
• ivory snow box with marilyn chambers and baby with finger in mouth
• wired black hoes
• tie dye grill cloth fender
• what is an apt comparison
• absorbine jr, king soopers