Dameon Turned Me Onto This.

Santa Muerte is awesome. Weird Mexican folk-saints are the best. I picked up the black version and the white version in the Mexican food aisle at Albertson's. I had no idea that 'Holy Death' was something to pray to:

Prayer To The Holy Death

Oh! Conquering Jesus Christ, that the cross defeated. Like you would tame a ferocious animal, tame the soul of (name). Tame him (or her) as a lamb and as rosemary flower. He (or she) shall come to kneel before me and obey my every command. Holy death I plea of you immortal powers that God has given you towards mortals. Place us in a Celestial Sphere where we will enjoy days without nights for all eternity. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, I plea for your protection. Grant all our wishes until the last day, hour and moment that your Divine Majesty orders us to appear before you. Amen.