This Will Get Me Banned Again

Last night, I was looking for clips of Aquarium and other Soviet bands, and I stumbled upon the Cheesy Guitars site (seriously some ugly guitars). I had to send a link to my good friend, The New Amerikan. His reply is priceless (best read out loud):

when i was small asshole boy i play such instrument. now in amerika i am to be play radical amerikan blues music with peavey rage and squier rock guitar. for to do this though i am to need work in fucking dick butt burger king and sell nintendo for to make money. when i am rockstar guitarhero i am buying sega genesis! jacuzzi party asshole butt!!!

in loving arms,

new amerikan