Hoppy Easter And Stuff

I'm really getting into Easter this year--I got up extra-early this morning to watch Jesus rise from the pumpkin patch so that he can bring chocolate bunnies to all of the good children in my suburban neighborhood. There must not be any good children here--Jesus did not show up. I should go check to see if the Easter bunny left me a flat tire.

This is a really funny video that I stumbled upon (the Winamp totally started talking to The YouTube a couple of nights ago for some reason):

The axe is a nice touch. Made me laugh.