some sort of dungeons and dragons dream

i was sent to check out this enormous aligator that lived in some canyonland. it turned out that it was actually some wingless, swimming dragon. apparently, this dragon could shape-shift into the form of a very old woman. we sat in "pizza hut" chairs, and she sucked down margaritas while i attempted to drink a very large glass of iced tea. i talked to her about being a dragon and stuff.