popeye the cat?!? and...it's fucking snowing!!!!!!!

the fat girl seems to dig spinach!

indeed, nitwit, aka "zorro" (from julie), aka fatty, aka kitty, aka fatty, aka evil bitch, aka little whore, aka pussy pussy (in hungarian), seems to have a new alias:

popeye!

she's been sort of satanic lately about her disdain for the cat food that was on sale, so i stuck some baby spinach in her bowl. she totally ate it!

we've been getting along great lately. soon, she will have a "jeremy vacation," though.

i think that she's figured out that if i'm not home by nightfall (such a great sci-fi story), she's been left for days. if i come home after dark, the cat screams at me for a couple of hours.

maybe it's time to jettison this cat for one that doesn't give a fuck.

this snow shit is bullshit. i'm glad that i'm getting to go to the west texas for a couple of weeks.

lots of water, sunscreen, and a snakebite kit are all i require. i'm stokeed. i wish that i could express this shit. i'm going with a fucking nebraskan that i think is a moron (he decided on his last trip to the texas border that it was the most horrible place on earth), but i'm going to have a great time.

after all, this is my home. sure, it's a horrible place, but that's a certain KIND of beautiful for me. i'm planning lots of photos here. i might even have to take a photo of the worst restroom in the u.s. (according to the onion), since i know precisely which one it is.

been there, pisseeed on it.