Nitwit communicates with aliens.

Last night the cat woke me at 2 am communicating with aliens.

She was making these ungodly sounds that I didn't know that a cat could make. I wish that I had a tape recorder at my bedside for that one. It sounded wicked as hell.

I told her to "shut the fuck up," and she did. Then, she sat on my face.

I love cats.

I'd better get that tape recorder set up just in case the aliens come back tonight.

As much of a pain that she can be, she's my special (retarded?) girl. I love her.