i have been bad at keeping this up to date. i'm house sitting at janette's this weekend. packing sometime. i think that i'll start with all of these fucking clothes. i stumbled upon a girl that i went to high school with via the friendster. she's a pretty cool chick.



this rocks:



Subject: Incredible Horse-Girl Action!



An average 115 lb girl's asshole can stretch up to 3 inches in diameter
THE AVERAGE HORSE'S COCK IS 5 INCHES IN DIAMETER!

YOU DO THE FUCKIN MATH!!!!

You're not gunna believe this shit!




we're playing an acoustic show tomorrow night after practice. that should be fun.



we're recording the 7" on sunday. i love that it'll be on menace to sobriety, the same label as anal cunt. it doesn't get better than that, my brothers.



death to smoochie rocks. the nazi show is like that communist thing that we played. i'm sure that i'm on a list now. oh well, we were billed as one of denvers fuckest bands.



ennui is the shit. that's my word for today. i had to call ross for a synonym for lassitude.