today at work the big wigs attempted to bribe me with football tickets. i didn't even know that it's football season. i thanked him, but refused the tickets.



i just want to know why they were attempting such bullshit.



sex or drugs is about all that they could entice me with. maybe something like dmt. that would be worth it. i need to read more terrance mckenna. sex is probably pushing it. it'd have to be pretty amazing, but, for the most part sex is really disappointing for me. that's why i usually fake orgasms. if i'm doing my job, she doesn't even notice.



grr. sleepy. big day tomorrow.