i'm a worry wart. i finally tracked down mr etherton, after talking to the bald midget last night at paris. we are indeed recording car crash tonight.



last night, i went out with christ, spooky, dustin, jen, and, finally, cm. he's christ's car chase friend from ann arbor. nothing like chillin wit the michigan crew. this guy is the reason that i got to do the 'chase' solo on the free compact disc. we tried our hardest to get thrown out of a bar last night. we have pictures of gay stuff, and various molestations that occured. it's dangerous to get the chrises and dustin together.



cm and i are going to hang out this weekend to try some new shenanigans. hopefully, we won't get arrested. if we do, it'll be easy enough to plead insanity. this is going to be fun.



the plan is to go to a wipe your ass with a dollar bill, and stick it, face down on the ground in a busy pedestrian area. then, you watch some fool pick it up and put it in their pocket. i need to get a video camera for this.



i may be undergoing psychiatric evaluation because of this.



dammit. why can't i get this pdf to work right???? grrrr.